Post of the Week 2007
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December 29, 2007
Dane - Real Quick (or maybe not-so-quick) Random Question: Okay, let’s just say that you are -hypothetically- looking to buy a gift for a -hypothetical- person. But you only have x amount of money to spend on this -hypothetical- gift. You look at said -hypothetical- person’s wish list for their -hypothetical- gallery to get some ideas. ( ) Upon seeing this -hypothetical- person’s gallery wish list, you have two options. You can buy one -hypothetical- gift that is equal to the x amount of money you have to -hypothetically- spend, or you can buy several smaller items on the list that add up to the x amount of money you have to -hypothetically- spend. So my question is, if you chickens had a gallery wish list, would you rather someone bought you one larger, higher-priced item, or several smaller, lower-priced item?
Pasqui - That’s just tricky… "If I missed you, throw something at me?" So basically you’re saying that if you missed to thank someone for them giving something to you, that they simply have to give even more?
Awesome Amy - My parents were SHOCKED when they saw the massive package which contained the BBQ.
They were silent and then dad goes- What on Earth is that?
Princess Sammy - 2… maybe I should start working on that packrat avatar… lol
December 15, 2007
Elm - On patrol for the eradication of the common cold. This Guild will only accept royal colds. There is nothing common about us chickens!
Michael - Well despite my best efforts to avoid being hit by any snowballs, I have failed.
7 fellow guild members launched a counter offence on Cook Headquarters. We have taken heavy damage to the front and rear. The rear being from when I was trying to run away following the first 4 attacks.
I have replied with 7 attacks of my own, varying my targets to try and cause maximum damage.
I will be attempting to rally the troops tonight. A hot chocolate may warm their hands up again to resume battle in the morning
Sarah - Did I hear NEOHOME?! Well, mine’s derelict, but floating I’m simply proud of the fact they float. Hm. Not sure if this reply is actually helpful or relevant, but please do admire my floating repository-styled neohome, thank you. xDDD
Jenny Lynn - I forgot to thank you before for singing to me and sprinkling my cake about like chicken feed.
December 8, 2007
Gloria - Right now I am trying to get the meepit one. Guess I best get back to letting them fall out of the tree.
Jenny Lynn - Today’s my grandfather’s birthday he’s 85, he said that his cat is getting old b/c she has gray hair. haha! it’s a gray cat, she’s only 4 years old at most. He can be rather amusing.
Blue Wendy - Jen Hen: With every post of yours that I read, I am truly touched by your generous spirit. You are a very special Lady. Not many people would take the time or care enough to do what you do for the people that truly need our compassion, especially at this time of year. WOW!!!
Shara - PLEASE IS ANYBODY HERE? HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOS-MAYDAY-MAN OVERBOARD-SOMETHING.
MaryAnn - I’ve found the lost treasure of gerrifuku or however its spelled twice this week.
December 1, 2007
Shawna Marie - I’m not sure how many of you have Thanksgivings? But I really enjoyed mine. It’s a holiday here in the US where we eat turkey.
Jen Hen - If I couldn’t be with my family, I’m glad I got the opportunity to make someone’s day a little brighter, since they couldn’t be with their families either.
Pasqui - AAA a tough cookie? Not really, even the worst players can beat plenty of the challenges. That AAA thinks he’s a tough cookie, but he’s only overcooked.
Bella - It might just be the best thing since the discovery Meridell!
Dane - entire house looks like someone let a deranged elf in. There’s random Christmas stuff EVERYWHERE!
November 24, 2007
Jen Hen - I was super excited. I am normally terrible at that game, I mean, normally my arrows fly as well as chickens do, but everything just lined up perfectly. A fire hoop, a golden balloon, and a bullseye. It was wonderful.
Awesome Amy - My bank is still as empty as a hollow log and getting worse each day!
November 12, 2007
Samy - *shifty eyes* I think I use the expression *shifty eyes* too much. X(
Michael - … and he changes colour to Tyrannian!! Well it’s evilish I suppose.
November 3, 2007
Dane - Crazy neighbors? I don’t really have that problem, because I AM the crazy neighbor who blares the music way too loud.
Jesse - I’m sure I’m simply on the early end of the rush of people saying nothing but Happy Halloween, but I’ve always liked to be part of the problem rather than the solution!
October 27, 2007
Wise Christine - so when i posted last night i have avatar maddness and said that i was going to go to bed. i seriously fell asleep with the lap top in my lap on the couch. i woke up to the computer still being on with the web page on the nbn guild posting page.
Harley - Something Has Happened! You are now eligible to use ‘Turtum’ as an avatar on the NeoBoards! Woo just got back from Fiji and this is my reward after not playing the new version in over a week in a half.
Elm - I sometimes feel like all I ever do is play catch up and I’m never ahead of the game. Perhaps if my rank in he guild were Headless Horseman instead of a Ghoul, I could grab my head and give it a good shot-put throw and get somewhere ahead of the game! Then, if my horse caught up to my head, I could at least play polo and keep it going ahead of myself. I know, I know, I can hear all the groans for all the bad puns, but isn’t playing with language fun?
October 20, 2007
Awesome Amy - You like the font? =) I whipped it up and put the cream on top by adding my name in weird, very odd symbols! =)
Wise Christine - amy question back at you is the 1 million dollars tax free?
Jenny Lynn - Eric ~ you do realize us chickens have stuffed dung in our sdbs for you and have had to sit around wearing clothes pins on our noses so we can put up with the stench. Glad you’re back and things are better for you now, we’ve missed you. I even had Megg put out an ACB(all chickens bulletin)
Ninja Namine - sigh- i wish i was an anime.
October 13, 2007
Elm - I was away for a while but now I’m back only to return to a guild infested, I mean, transmogrified into a kingdom of slorgs!
Awesome Amy - I am from Australia and no_ I don’t have a pet kanagaroo! Ha ha!
Cyana - *throws cake and Slorgs at you* Don’t worry, the Slorgs have little parachutes in case you can’t catch them all, look at them, aren’t they cute?
Ninja Namine - happy birthday to you…
this guild rocks (just like you)
i sent you some cake (along with some other stuff)…
and i cant think of the last words, oh pooh
enjoy your song!
October 6, 2007
Ninja Namine - What do you have on your desk or locker?
on my desk right now i have…
orange sitcky notes, a blue glove, a big black hat, a glasses case, a naruto magizene, a fiber-optics lamp, a role of duct tape, a naruto poster waiting to be hung up, a tape measure, a deflated balloon, a USB cable, head phones, my printer/scanner/junk holder, a camera, another glove, a red ribben, a calqulater, a gyroscope, a shoelace, a coffee mug, a bag full of sharpies, a pin with a smile on it, my bank, a headband, a kuni, my shuriken, a pencil grip, 3 books ive never read, my CD tower with no CD’s in it, a spanish sock puppet (school project, dont ask), a box of rocks, a deck of cards, a watch that doesnt work, a napkin, a picture of a car, a bar of soap shaped like a duck, a geyod, my naruto headband, and a hair tie, a bag full of 30 jelly braclets, and my computer.
Jenny Lynn - Okay on my desk: printer, TY monkey, Febreze air freshner, pencil holder full of pens mainly, 3 lighters(i found in my chair), package tape, ear rings, a candy jar full of thumb tacks/push pins, a cute lil owl bobble head, lip gloss, cat nail clippers, cat nail covers, wedding invitation(going tomorrow) a pink poogle, starry meerca, green bruce, checkered poogle, shadow grarrl, shadow kyrii(thanks you know who)tissues, pc, paper, folders, cat brush, router, mail sorter, tape dispencer, doggy bobblehead, glass egg, speakers, chapstick(pez, coco chrispies, starburst, m&m, etc.) paul frank clock, lotion, deodorant samples, family guy magnets, stickers, labrets, paul frank coasters, stapler, checkbook, calculator, dictionary, pad of paper, butterfly window clings, mini flower kit, happy bunny valentines, old cell phone, monitor, address labels, vitamins, old credit cards, scissors, neo-lists, neo notebook, keyboard, 2 mouse pads, keyboard gel arm rest, sharpie, and a mouse. A few more, but I think that’s enough, now you know my most intimate info.
Dane - Hahaha. I’m no good with racquet sports. When we played racquetball (sp?) in PE for a week, my teacher actually took my racquet away. And banned me from playing for the rest of the week. I couldn’t help the fact that I kept hitting myself in the head. I don’t even know how it happened. I’d just swing, miss, and WHACK! Ooof, that was my head. I’m just not coordinated.
Shma Britt - Also I’ve had a fun experience with a cornial laceration. Which long story short means I scratched my eye pretty good while taking out my contact. I mean…I got in a fight! Grr! But it’s almost done healing and life returns to normal. One bonus is that I get to look like a pirate at work tonight! (Yay eyepatch!)
Pasqui - First things first: you’re far from too old for this guild; it’s really for ALL ages! We have some grandmas in here, as well as a few little toddlers. Anyone who enjoys playing on Neopets is welcome. And
September 29, 2007
Heven Melly - Alive,yes. Sane..well that’s an entirely different story. ^.~
I think I shall go pillage some unsuspecting village for some lunch now and catch up on more posts later,have a wonderful day,ya’ll! ^^
Michael - Well last night I went to the cinema for the first time in a few months. The friend I took couldn’t decide what to see, so I decided on a horror movie because it would be funny to see her jump (cruel I know haha).
September 22, 2007
Jenny - My name is Jenny, and I’m a Slorgaholic. I’ve been through the 12 step program (not to stop being a Slorgaholic, to make me a better Slorgaholic).
Poetess Jennifer - Thanks for the introduction t o the Procrastination Corner. I love the assortment of cookies and shiny objects. It’s super fun. Yay procrastination!
Dane - Even though I’m mad at my computer and a want to smash it into the wall, run it over with a bulldozer, drop it off the Empire State Building, and then soak it in gas and burn it to a crisp. But I shall contain myself.
Pacific Julie - Okay, so I finally passed along the strawberry shortcake. Sorry for the hold up, I had some technical difficulties. But luckily, I was saved by Poetess Jenny! Yay! *action hero music* duh dun duh dhuh!
September 15, 2007
Jenny - It’s been raining for over a week … send an ark … hmmm … ARKansan needs and ARK … funny
Jenny Lynn - *kunoichi fight* Ahhhh! paper shuriken!! paper cuts are ouchy, beware of my neko-te (i imagine i would hurt myself more than i would hurt any enemy with these, i don’t know how you can not hurt yourself with neko-te)
September 8, 2007
Shma Britt - I got one more change in my schedule today and now I have the awesome scedule from mars!!
Hummer Jean - I dont think ninja’s had a super kewl way of greeting each other than some secret hand motion. If in public, they were secret / under cover usually and in their own areas I suppose a hand wave? At the martial arts school I attend we put 1 hand up, open all the fingers wide, while the other hand goes under the elbow. You interlace your fingers in the hand of the other person doing the same as you both bow forward. Its really a trusting motion as you are so close, and its super easy to break fingers that way if you have any training at all as well as other body parts. You both raise back up, separate the hands and move away from each other. Me, I prefer a hug and a smile.
Samy - You can make that into a tourist attraction, man… Mt. Homework, with its summit height of more than nine thousand metres above sea level, higher than even Mt. Everest… I bet that’ll get you some income.
September 1, 2007
Starry Chris - Yay for mp4 player, mines just a lousy mp3, gosh you’re just so much more technologically advanced than me, are you a robot?
Elm - I was just getting into my sea legs as a pirate and lo and behold we’ve been transmogrified into ninja’s! So now I gotta go around silent as the night and be an assasin eh? (Eh is Canadian speak which we use at the drop of the hat — mostly at the end of sentences to make the question into one which the person answering must agree with.) Well, so here are some of my silent random thoughts
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Dane - Oh, and Miss Megg you spelled my name wrong on the guild look-up. I normally wouldn’t care, except for the fact that you put "Sane". Which, as you may know, I am most certainly not. Now, I wouldn’t mind if you changed it to Insane or even N’Sane. Cause that’s me, Insane Dane!
August 25, 2007
Dane - The homework keeps piling on and on. It’s like never-ending. I’m afraid soon all that’s gonna be left of me is a pile of papers.
Jenny - LOL the kitten is now pestering Rick on the bed … she seems to think it’s HER bed, and that he’s intruding. She’s definitely a housecat in training.
Chris - Darn that thought thief, he too has blundered through the drafty recesses of my mind and taken all the good scraps i had left over.
August 18, 2007
Alyssa - Does the faerie fountain ever replenish? No, I drank all the water, and it will never replenish again. It tasted like Skittles.
Crystaline - real life issues are first before gigabytes.
Fairy Katie - I just realized why you call everyone chicken or choak or things like that. (and it’s not cause the last guild layout either). You were obviously destined to love chickens. Megg, egg. Get it? You take out the "M" in your name and your just an egg. Eggs are also very nutritious and delicious and so are you so it works. Plus, in piglatin your name is Eggmay. were you born in the month of May? Because that would just make 10x more as much sense as it already does. But enough of me pieceing together random things that shouldnt make sense but only do in my head until I explain them outloud.
Samy - I think I went to the wrong Guild… *leaves, exits Guild and stares at the sign above the door, checking whether he entered the correct Guild or not* Lol, too many newcomers, hehheh.
Eric - Anyway, one of the friends won a Halloween Paint Brush from Test Your Strength which of course made her gloat non-stop for the past week and a half. She may or may not have been kidnapped by a gang of Dung Pirates and cooked over an open fire. I wouldn’t know.
Cyana - Lol, ew, a desert snot pet? *is imagining it shriveling up into a crusty little pile in the desert sun* ok that’s just gross. o_O
August 11, 2007
Dane - Anyways, what have all you fellow chickens…ahem, I mean pirates been up to? I hope everyone is well, and no one’s lost a limb or an eye. Or we might actually end up looking like, as well as acting like, pirates after all.
Elm - I suppose this means we gotta swagger around and wear bandanas and spit overboard (can’t spit on the deck because then we’d have to swab it again).
Fairy Katie - You know, the neopets obsession! That thing that makes you stay up on the computer playing games, waiting for the snowager to go to sleep, and fool around with userlookup codes or guild layout html, until your eyes start to droop cause it’s 5 am and you’ve been online for the last 3 days. (excuse my extreme exageration but it’s happened to all of us in one form or another)
August 5, 2007
Shma Britt - I noticed your name is Brittani. Mine too! Well kind of…it’s a-n-y instead of a-n-i. I also noticed you’re a senior, which is another thing we have in common! We should form a super hero team or something. We could call ourselves "The Butt Kicking Brittani’s (or Britt’s or whatever)" Evil Sloth scum watch out!!!
Sweet Britt - Yay! Another Britt! We should definitely take over, we start with the guild, then all of neopets, then finally….THE WORLD! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! erm, sorry about that. I get antsy with the talk of world domination.
July 28, 2007
Annie - I found a job! I’ll be working in a university biology lab doing some cool stuff with E. Coli genes and mutations.
Alyssa - just been un-internetless for a month
July 22, 2007
Crystaline - Ugh, my parents are coming over for the night tomorrow. They’re doing a trip from Florida to Maine to see my Dad’s sister. Not that I don’t mind my parents coming up but our apartment complex doesn’t allow dogs and they have to bring the ‘babies’. A schnauzer/poodle and a cocker spaniel/poodle. Questions is, how in the world are we going to sneak them in, less alone sneak them out for the bathroom, lol!
Wise Christine - all i could think of on vacation was how many days i wasn’t able to click on that stupid island mystic to see if my fortune contained the word kyrii.
July 14, 2007
Sarah - Well, see I had it in my head that I would paint him at 07/07/07 7:77pm NST
Dane - My mom dragged me out to Staples this morning to buy WAY too many pencils, folders, pencil sharpeners, etc. Her excuse was that they were only a cent each. But seriously, does any child need twenty-five pencil sharpeners???
July 8, 2007
Morgan - Oh.. speaking of Fourth of July.. *sticks the last of her 50 red white and blue shiny stars on her feathers*
Eric - Ugh. I need food but it is a kajabillion, trillion, dazillion degrees outside and it stopped raining.
Jenny - How do I earn my NP? The old fashioned way … I steal ‘em. See, I AM the greedy Kadoatie and all those other characters who nick your np
July 1, 2007
Pasqui - On the other hand, I’ve gotten more and more attached to my Quiggle Eruqa. I decided that I’m gonna keep him. ^^ He’s my silly Quiggle, always ready to dress up into something really silly. Right now he’s some kind of Potato Wizard.
Samy - Man, I have to admit, that new meteor that crashed in Kreludor freaks me out. How the hell does something so huge, something so hot-red, something so fiery disappears with just a poke of a stick? How can something so big just disappear into thin air with a poke from a stick? This is just too confusing. It’s as if the disappearing property didn’t come from the meteor, but instead the stick itself. Maybe the stick is a mysterious artifact from the edge of the world, created by the enchantment of the Sun and the Moon for eighty-one days and finally cooled by the Rain and the Snow for sixty-four days to achieve final release, allowing it to materialize anything it touches into thin air. Darn, just imagine the stick available as a weapon in the Battledome. Use it against the opponent, and it goes POOF! Disappeared. Gone. Deleted. Forever. For eternalty. Man, that’s gotta be more of a pain in the neck than the Chia Flour. :S
Quiz Edward - Well duhh. Why do you think I’m hiding on a different site. I sent the Meteor hurddling towards Neopian Central (More specificly, the Toy Shop) because it jipped me 20 neopoints. However, Keludor (Misspelled in anger) got in the way. I have been hiding out since. Luckly, it hit Booktastic Books, which jipped me 10 neopoints. To bad they had a automatic repair bot.
June 23, 2007
Alyssa - My name is Alyssa, I live in the US… I am an old lady who lives in a chicken coop with a bunch of foxes and a computer. For fun I like to weave blankets of straw for my foxes. Its a pretty normal lifestyle, but I like it. Anytime you feel like dropping by for a visit, just take a walk down Main Street, and then a left on Broadway, some alley back there, you’ll see it. Don’t let the apperance of the place scare you away though. I always have fresh cookies and a straw blanket in handy too if you’d like it. Oh, and don’t worry, the foxes won’t bite unless they are hungry, thirsty, cold, warm, have to go out, or have never met you before, so there is no chance that this is all some kind of trap to catch innocent chickens and cook them for dinner, nope no way.
Jenny Lynn - We went to the pet store, my neice is so cute she preferred the dog toys to the actual puppies, but in her defence you can carry the toys around, but you can’t even pet the puppies. They were so cute though, she would try to pet them and she would bark at them.
Febreeze Fairy - CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve won Lenny Conundrum! As I read on it told me something along the lines of "Yeah, you won, you spent an hour of time you could’ve spent hanging out with friends, but you chose to do this instead! But are we going to make it worth your while? Pff! NO! But since we feel sorry for you, we’ll give you some pity money, how does 256 neopoints sound? Too bad. You don’t get a choice.
Love Ya!
TNT
June 16, 2007
Eric - Anyway, I don’t really have much to talk about. I’m not really playing any Yooyuball because that stupid Red Scorchio banned me from the Colloseum because I tried rigging the Robot Yooyu to fly into the opposing team’s net without my touching it. It would have made things so much easier but noooooo. Mr. ‘I’m-the-referee-and-I-call-the-shots-and-have-a-big whistle-that-makes-a-loud-noise" has to spoil the fun. I can still play the mini-games but it isn’t as much fun. So, I’ll just be a freeloader. Gotta love mooching. Other than the Tourney, nothing else has happened on Neo. More parts of the new layout became borked. For some reason, the table is stretching to infite and beyond which just looks icky and even more adverts were added over the weekend which have been making my browser implode upon itself. Maybe I can buy the old layout for $40 in the NC Mall.
Koraa - The team of my choise is Roo Island because the are the most funny looking
Ninja Namine - Laser tag! sounds like fun. don’t forget to wear goggles! like every mom says, "BE CAREFULL!! YOU WILL LAZER YOUR EYE OUT!" what?! your mom naver said that?! maby its just my mom then…
June 11, 2007
Cyana - Was that Alyssa? QUICK, someone catch her! *chains her foot to the nBn Couch* There. No more disappearing for YOU.
Hey, wait, where are you going now? You can’t just leave and drag the couch out with you, we need that.
Eric - Enchilada! I didn’t know you had mexican food in Australia! I can totally see a Kangaroo wearing a sombrero!
On the first day, Shenkuu was playing the Haunted Woods so I knew that it was a long shot to beat them. I mean, come on. It’s friggin Shenkuu! They have a boat that FLIES!!! Then came Altador which isn’t the greatest team but still slaughtered me. They cheated though. Their uniforms were clearly too bright which caused a distraction. I tried telling the Scorchio Referee but he blew his whistle in my face. *mumbles angrily*. Then, tonight I saw that we were playing Faerieland. They’re an awful team! REJOICE! So I play aaaannnnd….LOSE! I am officially the world’s worst Yooyuball player. Sadness.
Morgan - But I also like the normal one. Just because it doesn’t have a hidden agenda. lol
June 3, 2007
Eric - Temps went up to the 90’s and it is not even June yet! DOUBLE GAH!I totally blame Global Warming and Extraterrestial Beings from the Planet Blorj for this craziness.
Jenny - you wash your laundry at the bank? I’ve heard of money laundering, but that’s ridiculous
Samy - Reminds me of once when I was eating with a group of friends in KFC. A scantily-clad girl happens to walk past our table just when I was eating mashed potato. The mashed potato happens to scald my tongue, so I shouted "Hot!" Needless to say, my friends all laughed out loud.
Elm - Atomicsquid Cyana How is the squid army coming? Will you be considering amassing a squid air force next — or should I not have suggested even such a crazy idea because now you might go and do it?
Crystaline - Well, off to unpack more things. Who knows what I’ll find… o.O Journey through the Lost Boxes!
Sarah - Oh no! I didn’t do the shell step for the plot I think I’ve just left my adventureres stranded on the little island to be eaten alive by giant petpetpets D:
Pasqui - Tough one. Let me see… I like to be at a quiet place, but still close to everything I need. I know! Keludor! No place as quiet as there, but they still have enough things to survive. Books, food, and orange stuff!
May 29, 2007
Jenny Lynn - Awww, that’s great you got your first mother’s day pressie!! That had to be excited and make you feel all warm and slorgy inside.
Sarah - And yes.. T_T It was also because this little section couldn’t make it past the filters. TNT couldn’t cope with the amount of awesomeness and compressed confetti going into this post)
*out flings compressed confetti, carrots and tea… in cups so that people don’t get burnt*
Elm - Its also the time when the rest of us fire up the barbies (not from Hasbro mind — we’re not into melting those plastic dolls — just into frying our hamburgers (yeah JennyLynnBurger) and hotdogs and anything else we can get onto the grill.
Quiz Edward - I made a vow that I would make 1 mill by the end of next month without spending 1 np. Well, there was this one lab ray piece, and it was for sale, but that cost 30k, not 1 np, so I’m still keeping my vow.
May 22, 2007
Cyana - Immuh toddle off and earn some much-needed NP. Couldn’t do ANYTHING yesterday because my internet was down. I cursed the ISP and i cursed the wireless adapter i use to share my inlaws’ connection from their house and i cursed their router and i cursed Bill Gates just for good measure. And then i realized the adapter had fallen down from the window and the antenna simply couldn’t get a signal from the floor. DURRRRR! *headdesk*
Eric - RANDOM ALMIGHTY PLUG!!
"Have your chronic sneezes caused you to bite your lip? Is your lip swollen and red? Do you want to pull your hair out and smash a sledehammer into your mouth just to relieve the horrible throbbing? If you’ve answered yes to one or more of these question you should try the new Dung Lip Balm with Alow Vera! The new Dung Lip Blam contains natural dung and soothing Aloe Vera to ease pain in your bitten lip while sharing the fantastic taste of Dung! Not available in Whole Foods Stores. Supplies Limited. Do not use if you are pregnant, have heart problems or are related to a Yurble. Ask your doctor about the new Dung Lip Blam with Aloe Vera for a better, more Dungtastic Day!
Samy - Restocking clothes, what has Neopets become? *remembers when Clothes Shop used to be desolated*
May 12, 2007
Cyana - Since when did my Gelert start wearing mascara? It’s really not her style.
Eric - I believe you got the answer by traveling to the past, asking Einstein how the answer was found. But that wouldn’t work right. You must have already known the answer to the problem if you just gave it to us. So you’d have to go to the past to right before you asked the question first, tell yourself to then go to the past and talk to Einstein and then return to the present to give us the answer. No….nevermind. You might just be good at maths.
Sarah - Oh dear. Your poor kougras o.o I do hope you padded your neoHome walls to prevent them from hurting themselves!
May 5, 2007
Elm - I guess I should not complain because up and coming monsters which we will no doubt also have to battle, will be bigger, badder and worse — hah! I did not fall into the trap of saying worser so maybe all that grammer I took in school has helped along the way. It sure did not help with my spelling though. Sigh.
Eric - Anyway, my favorite character so far is the explorer. He’s all like "Psshaw, mate. So we crash on a bloody island with ravonous mutant bugs trying to eat us. No worries! Care for a cuppa?"
Moon Kitty - I have been putting time into my gallery and it’s far from complete but I’m proud….if anyone knows of an item that should be in there please let me know and I will add it if my bank manager approves!
Jenny Lynn - My favourite daily is either collecting my interest or the lab. At least when I collect my interest I know I’m going to get something.
Heven Melly - Maybe next Christmas I should ask for a longer attention span?
April 29, 2007
Eric - (TNT are gathered around a chrome in a small dimly lit room. There are plates of Asparagus and goblets of Squeezed Slorg by every occupant. Number 6 sits at the head and half of his face is shrouded by frightening darkness)
Number 6: Operation Neopets Customization is almost complete! Feedback from our Beta test has been positive for the most part.
Snarkie: The pesky Neopians will find something to complain about!
Ollie: Glorbygloopafishaggggooo!!!! Weepah!
Number 6: Hmmm, yes, Ollie has a point.
Snarkie: Huh? He was speaking gibberish!
Ollie: Blubberbloopifinityeep! EEEEERRGAH!
Dom Dread: Aha. Ahahaha. Aha. Hum.
Snarkie: Oooookay.
Poptart: I LIKE GUMMI WORMS!
Ollie: WHEEEEEEEEEE! *chomp*
Snarkie: Oh no! Ollie just ate the entire Neopets site. What do we do now?
Number 6: I suppose we’ll have to build it all over again.
Snarkie: How are we going to cover up the mistake?
Number 6: We’ll just blame it on the progression of the web. Oh, and we’ll also blame all the Neopians. We’ll just say that they asked for it and they got what they wanted.
Poptart: PUPPIES!
Katy - So..this new layout..yeah…took me about 10 minutes to figure out just how to get to the guild page!
Namine - ok, WHAT HAPPENED TO NEOPETS????
Pasqui - Anyone seen the big Meepit on the news page? That’s the fella that kept me busy! …what? You don’t believe me? Fine… For once that I dare to blame the Meepits…
April 22, 2007
Katy - I did the fun tip on my Anthro professor..he just stared like i was going bonkers! Might not get an ‘A’ now lol
Sarah - Chook 1: How do you put a White Elephante in an SDB in just three steps?
Chook 2: …uhmm… You compress it into an airtight bag… But what if it suffocates? Although I do suppose you can email your friend a neopet… But I think they would use cardboard boxes and have holes on them so the pet can breath right? Oh right.. 3 steps.. I give up
Chook 1: 1) You open the SDB door 2) Put the White Elephante in 3) Close the SDB door
Chook 2: D’Oh! …But what’s this got to do with piles of dung, cubefish, cans, and shimmery seagrass? o.o
Chook 1: *shrug* I dunno… But back to my hilariously funny jokes…
Chook 2: Ok.. o.O"
Chook 1: How do you stuff a Baby Elephante into an SDB in just 4 steps?
Chook 2: …
Chook 1: 1) Open the SDB door-
Chook 2: *sigh* I only really wanted to know about the waterfish an-
Chook 1: 2) Take out the White Elephante 3)Put the Baby Elephante in 3)Close the SDB door! ROFL LOL LMAO
etc. The poor lost chooks without their White Elephante explanation *shakes head sadly*
Alyssa - This auction is closed, you cannot place any more bids!
Yippeeeeeee! I GOT MY DRAIK TRANS! I GOT MY DRAIK TRANS! I GOT MY DRAIK TRANS!!! *runs around and circles carefully looking out for walls*
April 14, 2007
Sarah - I should go on another can buying spree soon, but recently, I have been more concerned about the health of my bank account then my SDB’s appetite.
Alyssa - Goodness Jenny, you go through neighbors like a normal person goes through a bag of chicken feed!
Hmmm, I certainly got hyped up. Not another 4AM pull, but I have been bouncy lately. *grabs piece of chocolate from basket* I have no clue why though *scratches head* Hmmfff, must be the weather.
Eric - Melly. Now with 30% More Myst!; Sugar-Free Honey Stacey; Garden-Fresh Variety Mooma; Box of Alyssa Truffles; Pasq Attack; Chocolate Covered Megg with a Cherry on Top
April 7, 2007
Elm - I’m like totally in love with the new concept for this guild. Finally, the members of the guild council have seen the error of their ways and are finally making a sensible choice to leave the guild council and turn it over to some folks with sense — fashion sense that is.
Wombat Patti - This is too cool. Like - really. How did you know I was getting bored with the way the old Guild was and make this awesome change? Oh my gosh! Totally OMG! You know that is really the reason zoewombat left. I mean, all that silly talk about getting the account frozen - how can you get frozen when it is over 70 degrees outside? Next thing you know, she will be saying that I am her evil twin sister or something totally flaky like that.
Pasqui - Sir Harley, Avatar and Trophy Concurrent; Master Jesse the InSaNe; Artist Fadli; Queen Megg, the Mother Hen, Sludge Diva and Coffee Chief, plus all those other fancy titles; Random Princess Alyssa, Perfect Creature; Miss Jenny Limburger Cheese; Almighty Eric, Master of all that is Dung (if it’s not a Slorg); General M. J. Degen, Commander-in-Chief of the Ten-Armed Forces A.K.A. Cyana
March 31, 2007
Eric - He is big-headed and dumb and I’m Almighty and I like Dung.
Aqua Orian - I hope to get to know all of you..err..545 members!!! well…most of you! ;p
Jenny Lynn - I have no particular affinity to hamburgers. A nickname of mine is Jenny Lynn and my brother started calling me Jennylynnburger(or so I thought) and I needed a screen name, so I thought of what my bro calls me and there ya have it. I was talking to him on the phone one day and told him that I used his nickname for me and then I realized that that wasn’t what he’d been calling me(for years). See he’d usually say jennylynn burger(with)cheese, well that’s what he said in my head, in actuality he’d been saying . . .Jenny Limburger Cheese. He’d been calling me stinky. Typical big brother. And the origin of my name.
March 25, 2007
Jesse - This message brought to you by unorganized thought.
Cyana - *swims through*
*swims by again the other way*
March 17, 2007
Crystaline - You have given Rainbow Dung to User ‘dungmaster145′. Click the button below to continue. I would say something about taste the rainbow but… yeah, bleh!
Megg - Wait, you said "how" I’m making it not "why" I’m making it *slaps forehead* I need to learn how to read or would that be why to read.
Alyssa - That is the only way I can find any games now, with the search. It used to be click the ‘Adventurous’ section, scroll down a bit, and search for the picture of the game I was looking for. Now it is, click a section, can’t find it, click another section, still can’t find it, slam head against computer desk, well that didn’t help! *giggle*
March 11, 2007
Crystaline - So, we got this glider chair which is like 100 times better than a rocker… and we have no place to put it! But, hey it was on sale for like $90 off! For now, it’s in its box waiting for someone’s light bulb in their head to go off and say ‘Aha! I know where it can go!’. Until then, it won’t be seeing the light of day.
Eric - You cannot win the lottery because if you do you’ll get all "Pshaw. I am rich now. I’m upgrading from Queen Chicken to Universal Ruler of all Farm Animals" and leave us with only a bar of soap.
TNT just like throwing out a blob of confusion to keep us busy.
Don’t you have to be dead and encased in some kind of elemental structure for thousands of years to become a fossil
March 3, 2007
Alyssa - Go to sleep dear, we don’t want you walking around the coop with your eyes crossed, you might mistake a fox for your friend, and that wouldn’t be good at all, especially for a chicken
February 25, 2007
Sarah - I managed to get half my body sunburnt (the other side I was sharing an umbrella with a friend who subsequently was burnt on the other side)
Erica - What do mean you missed squid day…didn’t you get an engraved invitation? After all you should have been the guest of honor.
Pasqui - Don’t get too attached to your Dung, you never know, it might just be a Rainbow in disguise.
Jenny - *gets out battering ram and rounds up Slorg Army* let’s go, we’ll bang down that door and just take whatever we want, I’m thinking the Plot Prizes and a whole bunch of unbuyables, plus the rest of the Slorg items, the new Squid stuff for Cyana, and some trophies too.
February 18, 2007
Fadli Kaizer - You could collect Megg as part of your collection too. It’s Rare.
Eric - *huggles Rainbow Dungs*
On another less smelly and colorful note
Katy - err..this computer seriously has a mind of its own
February 10, 2007
Jesse - I was still hoping Meridell would get a team to the finals. (of the Superbowl)
February 4, 2007
Heven Melly - I LOVE the new layout! It made me squeal. Seriously. x3 It makes me miss having time to make layouts and icons and stuffs.
Fadli Marine - To sum it all up, the layout is soooo purple like Barney!
Shma Britt - Great Overlord of All That is Stinky
Elvencrystaline - So I was bored today and decided to play Cat VS Laser… that dumb cat. She almost landed in the trashcan, ran into a wall twice, fell off the couch and got herself so dizzy she couldn’t stand! Where were the batteries to my camera when I needed them?!
January 28, 2007
Eric - all taped up like a Christmas present given by a squirrel or something
Alyssa - *giggle* I sat down to eat dinner earlier and I couldn’t find the fork so I looked at my mom and pretended to be a faerie, ‘Tum de dum, you have 15 minutes, where is my fork?’ and she just looked at me weird and pointed out that my fork was right next to me. I am such a goof xD
Wombat Patti - I was checking out prices for some of the stamps in order to try to get some avatars there but, good grief, people must think those things are worth gold! Perhaps I won’t attempt being a world-class stamp collector. I’ll just plod along in my own little world.
Sarah - *Duct-tapes together a mini-nBn for you*
January 20, 2007
Fiery Tracy - Well, hopefully the rain stops soon! Maybe you should do an anti-rain dance. haha… I’ll do an anti-snow dance… I figure between the two of us, we should be able to stop it. haha.
Alyssa - Pepper is part bat I think. She sleeps during the day and is awake at night.
Mr Alex - Every day that goes by and prizes aren’t out, I die a little inside.
January 6, 2007
PlumCrazy Christine - Sugar PlumCrazy Chicken
Shma Britt - Everyone thinks the New Year is a way to start afresh, make changes in life, etc. But honestly, if you think about it, /every/ day is the start of a new year. if you are making any resolutions tonight, yay! *claps hands* but just remember that if you fail to "remember" your resolution, its ok. since everyday starts a new year, you can just start over…you just wont get any fireworks *winky*
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